well it has been a week....

here it is another fun story with pictures.
I do have to say these ones are really pretty so if you have weak stomachs don't even bother...
Friday night I was having some pain, the weird thing was on top of the pain I usually get in my stomach and bladder I had a killer headache seriously I was thinking I was having the beginnings of a migraine.
I was not so happy with this but whatever I got my rice rag out heated it up and was preparing for a long night of pain killers and cheesy movies... no worries.
After calling a friend to help me go get Grammies from the airport cause I couldn't drive while on meds... I knew I needed to sleep or pass out the pain in my head was getting worse.
I had grammie feel my jaw i thought it was puffy and my eyes were hurting too
so I looked in my mouth no pain on my teeth but like I said it was a little puffy.... nothing

Maybe two hours later one small purple dot on my gum line but nothing that was too big of a deal. still thinking i am OK.... I will go to bed and see a doctor tomorrow i do have a slight fever...

When i woke up 3 hours later in pain the nasty little surprise above is rearing its ugly head. Its like 4 am and i am really worried!! Dang it i gotta go to a dentist.... good luck with that on a Friday in Boise....


about an hour later about 5 am not even the left over pain killers i have for my bladder surgery is touching the pain and it has swelled to golf ball size i am shocked that it hasn't burst and that my gums are holding up my cheek is swollen and yellow you can see the golf ball in this picture i kid you not the abscess in my mouth golf ball size (sorry its way gross but i am freaking out!! and thinking seriously SERIOUSLY this is happening to me?!?!?!!!)
At 9 Uncle Rob is calling his friend and neighbor who is a dentist i have called Kim's friend who is a dentist and Ellen and Scott Taylor who have a dental office too by 11 I am calling Ashley to see how bad this is and what in the world i can do if i cant get in to see a dentist cause every office i know is closed on Fridays .... what i am really wanting to say is i cant take this pain anymore Ive got Grammies drill is that a bad idea to just pop this sucker myself and than make my way into the er?


Uncles friend pulls through at the last sec and will see me at 2 30. When i go in he asks why i am in and because i am not crying probably doesn't really realize that it is as bad as it was cause when i pull my lip down to show him both he and the dental hygienist both gasp and get stuff out of drawers right away. I had to swear over and over again that this hasn't been festering for months in fact it happened literally overnight. Even worse that the abscess "popped up" within about an hour of what i knew was going on. I still don't think he believed me though.

The dentist who was amazing by the way!! He did an ex ray and told me flat out that the tooth needed to go just by the sheer size of the abscess he said he felt he needed to take the tooth but that he could see there were many fractures on the tooth... he asked me if i had any head trauma that would explain tooth fractures i had to laugh.... and the whole dumpster story came out...
which had him going cause i guess Shay and Shelby hid in his garbage cans one day trying to scare his kids so he thinks our family must have some weird thing with trash cans .... hehehe anyway out came the tooth... and you were right Ashley with that much infection the Novocaine really does nothing to numb the area.... i didn't much care how ever cause i knew the sec that the it came out there would be relief and boy was there!!!

(actually when he stuck me with the needle the first time the abscess burst and they had to stop for a few to suction out all the gross.... and than again when they finally got the tooth out, ((the dentist said i have great roots!! ) there was a second pocket of gross... but man oh man i have not felt sooooooo much pain and i have had my fair share.... and sooooooo much relief as when that tooth was gone!!! )
So that is my latest news, if its not one end with me it is another!!

Little Ceasers Foot Disaster

Who doesn't love this guy right?.............
Well after today I m gonna say he's not my biggest fan!!!
So here it is my latest incident which I am now dubbing Little Ceasers Foot Disaster.

Tuesday night a bunch of my friends were getting together to celebrate a birthday party and to say goodbye to another friend. They are both pretty popular here in Boise so we knew there were gonna be a ton of people show up and decided that food was a necessity.
Of course I was nominated to be the runner for the Pizza because that makes the best sense, how this was decided I am still not sure maybe I offered what was going through my head? But no worries I got it I was thinking as I drove to the pizza joint I will pick up the 10 or so pizzas that were ordered and head back no biggie its all good.

I have to say that this was sure fire recipe for nothing good...I am the shortest by far of any of my friends like I can even see over two boxes let alone 10? My short little arms were not made for pizza delivery? Uh hello?

I also have a sun fire like where am I gonna fit 10 boxes of pizza 4 bags of cheesy bread and 6 2-liter pop bottles...... ummmmmm hello hello??

I get to Ceasers and there are like all guys behind the counter and they are way cute despite their obvious age gap. I am thinking thank goodness I am dressed to be going to a party and don't have like just two pizzas to pick up. They will know I have friends and I am not going home to consume these pizzas by myself on my couch alone watching some cheesy love movie like Twilight or Dear John.... No I am Super Cooooool and pretty darn sexy tonight, yup I even flirted a little.... they were again too young but I was feeling pretty good about myself.....and a couple of them looked like Jacob or Edward or that Tatum kid... did I mention they were cute?

Karma is a mmmmmmm, I was cocky and she knew it.

I decided I would only make two trips so with like 4 boxes in my hands I am walking out some guy is holding the door for me but is also trying to get out the door he kinda cuts me off and I kinda get clipped by the door.

I am trying to correct my footing like dancing Ive got it, no way am I going down......hehehehehehe yup I am so going down.

I face planted it. It was perfect placement. If I am gonna do something I definitely do it right.

Rolled my ankle

Hands pinned (by the fact that Ive got 4 pizza, cause of course I am not gonna save my face that I just spent thousands of dollars to fix after the dumpster? No way dude I am saving that pizza I just flirted my butt off to get free cheesy bread for. )

Road burns to both knees

Pizza flat (like body indention flat all the way through to the very last box (however not one little bit of cheese landed outside the box...)

yup add a couple of boxes under this guys face and you have got me.... oh wait did I mention that the pizza joint is one big glass box?

yup add a couple of boxes and a big glass box of like 20ish people plus the cute young kids making the pizzas behind this guy and you have got me..... it was also 7ish prime time pizza buying hour... I kid you not like 20 people just in the pizza store were witness?!

Now you can and will come to the conclusion that after hitting curb I was, despite my effort in recent to try to stop swearing, about 45 seconds into a constant stream of muffled cheesy curses... I only add this part of the story because I had an Epiphany about myself. I am most like my father at Christmas under a flaky fake white Christmas tree with blue and silver glass ornaments when i am eating curb and pizza I am a swearing and it is something that I am sure I will pass on to at least one of my children.

I got up and slowly turned around after the moment I realized I wasn't crying swearing or laughing anymore and faced my audience....

Some of them were trying not to laugh and some of them were not....It was way funny and I do promise that if i had witnessed I would have run to help but could not promise that I wouldn't also be in tears with laughter... so if you are laughing now know that that is OK by me.

The cute boys in the pizza place baked me new pizzas and took all the rest of the pizzas to my car... delivery by Twilight cast isn't too bad for a small fall?

As i was at the party later retelling my mishap I had to stop as a suggestion of looking up the number to little ceasers and call was suggested to see if I could be lucky enough to have the footage caught on security video.... They swear if they can get their hands on it it will end up on YouTube....

Fingers crossed.......

this my friends is the end results.... hey wait a sec., I am just

now noticing how much my toes look like that ceaser guys?

hmmmmm maybe this story is funnier than I thought?

PS.... that night I had nightmares of falling into a big glass dumpster full of pizzas....

soooooo the last blog entry got so many chuckles i thought id add some more and see if you all can think of who i am thinking of... i'll give you a couple of weeks to figure it out and than post the look alikes up....

I know its late but as I was looking through some pictures I noticed some thing kinda funny...

it seems all my neices and nephews look like well see for yourself...

Come on cant you see it?

Ralphie Ralphie...

See any kinda of resemblance?

NEW MOON FREAKN' ROCKED!!

PICTURES TO REMEMBER OUR NIGHT

LOVE THE FACE CORT!!

THE BACK SAYS TEAM JACOB... WE LOVED THE SHIRTLESS WAREWOLF!!

GOT ON THE RADIO AGAIN....




THE FRONT OF THE SHIRT SAYS...

WILD 101 IS SEXIER THAN EDWARD!!

THATS STEPHAINE WE LOVE HER!! SHE WORKS AT 101 AND GAVE US OUR TICKETS!






THESE PICTURES ARE FOR YOU MOM... FOR THE SCRAPING!!

NEW MOON HERE WE COME!!!

For those of you who know me you know that I am not lacking in the luck,
unfortunately it has however never been that of the good kind. I have always been blessed to scrape by and have found the silver lining in all things endured for the most part anyway,
Well I would like to say that I really do think my past Luck has taken a turn and in hopes that this post wont jinks anything Id like to say I owe it all to New Moon and my new favorite music station WILD 101!!

!!!!I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON!!!!

I won tickets to see NEW MOON opening night for the premiere showing Thursday night... there will be Twilight, food, party, and then at midnight NEW MOON... and yes my friends did I mention I won tickets to it all?!

I do have to say I am SOOOOO excited and to top it all off Cortni won tickets to the same event!! what are the odds?! So she and I will be sitting in the best show wearing cheesy TEAM JACOB garb, and we will be loving every second of it!!! Eat your hearts out!!!!

I am also gonna say something here that will probably get me booed right out of the whole Twlight fanatic club, but it must be said... I am way more excited about this one than the first...Twilight was well, It was pure cheese!! But New moon... well DANG GINA they got to dump money into and the new cast members I think will make all the difference. I especially cant wait for Fanning to rock the red eyes and crazy Vampire skills, she looks scary serious!! Common who doesn't want to see little Sam I am bite the heck out of some poor clueless Vatican tourists?

PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME WAY AFTER SEEING THIS PICTURE OF HER... YOU KNOW SEAN PEN WOULD BE PROUD!!

EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM A FAN OF THE DOGGIES...BUT

EVEN THIS NEW POSTER GOT ME THINKING HE IS PRETTY SEXY!! THERE

IS ONE POINT FOR EDWARD... I WOULDN'T MIND BEING CARRIED DOWN A LONG TUNNEL BY THAT....... THAT IS UNTIL I FOUND MY NEW FAVE POSTER ....

Yup about 100 points to Jacob for this photo..... you know you are giving him points too... please please no drooling on your computers....

UUUHHHHH HHHHUUUUUHHHH!! I AM FOR SURE IN LOVE WITH

THE WARE WOLF...... DEFIANTLY A WARE WOLF FAN!!!

DID I SAY I LOVED THE WARE WOLF!?!?!?!?

So think of me on Thursday night, as I am not waiting in line, not having to buy my tickets,

and have A Happy New Moon all!!!

V!!!!!!

I know I know I know,
I am way to into the sci-fi treky like craziness if i am choosing to blog about this new tv show but I have got to say that I am WAY excited about this and I will be like those thousands and thousands of CRAZY Twlight fans when the premeire comes out...(ive even set aside my night and have bought V approproiate treats for the event. The limit was with a costume... but dont think for a sec that if i didnt have one or some cheesy shirt i wouldnt be sporting it!!) Insert what ever clever and funny name fits here, I do not care!! I am soooooo waiting for this show! I totally love all of these actors and have seen many of the tv shows they have worked on so bonus!! plus the kid although he is a kid is way way hunky dreamy bad boy...Almost as cute as my party of 5 obsession/love Scott Wolf... Dang was he so sexy and I am happy they are bringing him back!! Plus smart move making the priest this time a way dream... ok I may be going to heck for that one... but come on isnt he? (insert what ever other names you have for me here...)

BUT the real reason I am excited is because I actually remember this mini-series from the 80's because it scared the crap out of me on a weekly basis and thus began my love affair of scarey movies...

I remember watching this show probally from the stairs when I thought my parents were not watching and I remember getting sooooo freaked out and than wishing that I was the scary lizard aliens. I dont think i ever thought the food looked too great little did I know that I would be eating things very simular years later on a mission.

I loved it when the creepy old guys skin fell off and all of a sudden every human freaked out!! I loved the cheesy 80's soap opera feel of the love story between lizard boy and human girl. I loved it when they opened their mouths and dang could fit a whole guinea pig... and I loved going to school the next day and telling all my friends who werent allowed to watch it all about what had happen with the visitors!!

Oh yes my friends I will be on that couch watching tomorrow at 8/7 central I will be loving every second and i will have my gummy rats waiting, and my party of five poster and I will be in heaven... ( and maybe maybe if you want to know Ill tell you what happened the next day!!)