Well after today I m gonna say he's not my biggest fan!!!
So here it is my latest incident which I am now dubbing Little Ceasers Foot Disaster.Tuesday night a bunch of my friends were getting together to celebrate a birthday party and to say goodbye to another friend. They are both pretty popular here in Boise so we knew there were gonna be a ton of people show up and decided that food was a necessity.
Of course I was nominated to be the runner for the Pizza because that makes the best sense, how this was decided I am still not sure maybe I offered what was going through my head? But no worries I got it I was thinking as I drove to the pizza joint I will pick up the 10 or so pizzas that were ordered and head back no biggie its all good.
I have to say that this was sure fire recipe for nothing good...I am the shortest by far of any of my friends like I can even see over two boxes let alone 10? My short little arms were not made for pizza delivery? Uh hello?
I also have a sun fire like where am I gonna fit 10 boxes of pizza 4 bags of cheesy bread and 6 2-liter pop bottles...... ummmmmm hello hello??
I get to Ceasers and there are like all guys behind the counter and they are way cute despite their obvious age gap. I am thinking thank goodness I am dressed to be going to a party and don't have like just two pizzas to pick up. They will know I have friends and I am not going home to consume these pizzas by myself on my couch alone watching some cheesy love movie like Twilight or Dear John.... No I am Super Cooooool and pretty darn sexy tonight, yup I even flirted a little.... they were again too young but I was feeling pretty good about myself.....and a couple of them looked like Jacob or Edward or that Tatum kid... did I mention they were cute?
Karma is a mmmmmmm, I was cocky and she knew it.
I decided I would only make two trips so with like 4 boxes in my hands I am walking out some guy is holding the door for me but is also trying to get out the door he kinda cuts me off and I kinda get clipped by the door.
I am trying to correct my footing like dancing Ive got it, no way am I going down......hehehehehehe yup I am so going down.
I face planted it. It was perfect placement. If I am gonna do something I definitely do it right.
Rolled my ankle
Hands pinned (by the fact that Ive got 4 pizza, cause of course I am not gonna save my face that I just spent thousands of dollars to fix after the dumpster? No way dude I am saving that pizza I just flirted my butt off to get free cheesy bread for. )
Road burns to both knees
Pizza flat (like body indention flat all the way through to the very last box (however not one little bit of cheese landed outside the box...)
yup add a couple of boxes under this guys face and you have got me.... oh wait did I mention that the pizza joint is one big glass box? yup add a couple of boxes and a big glass box of like 20ish people plus the cute young kids making the pizzas behind this guy and you have got me..... it was also 7ish prime time pizza buying hour... I kid you not like 20 people just in the pizza store were witness?!
Now you can and will come to the conclusion that after hitting curb I was, despite my effort in recent to try to stop swearing, about 45 seconds into a constant stream of muffled cheesy curses... I only add this part of the story because I had an Epiphany about myself. I am most like my father at Christmas under a flaky fake white Christmas tree with blue and silver glass ornaments when i am eating curb and pizza I am a swearing and it is something that I am sure I will pass on to at least one of my children.
I got up and slowly turned around after the moment I realized I wasn't crying swearing or laughing anymore and faced my audience....
Some of them were trying not to laugh and some of them were not....It was way funny and I do promise that if i had witnessed I would have run to help but could not promise that I wouldn't also be in tears with laughter... so if you are laughing now know that that is OK by me.
The cute boys in the pizza place baked me new pizzas and took all the rest of the pizzas to my car... delivery by Twilight cast isn't too bad for a small fall?
As i was at the party later retelling my mishap I had to stop as a suggestion of looking up the number to little ceasers and call was suggested to see if I could be lucky enough to have the footage caught on security video.... They swear if they can get their hands on it it will end up on YouTube....
Fingers crossed.......
this my friends is the end results.... hey wait a sec., I am just
now noticing how much my toes look like that ceaser guys?
hmmmmm maybe this story is funnier than I thought?
PS.... that night I had nightmares of falling into a big glass dumpster full of pizzas....
